Gumdrop Jungle-V1

Your Hiking In The Gumdrop Jungle(A Jungle Thats Filled With Gumdrops), You Finished All The Food In Your Pack And Suddenly Gumdrop Monsters Attack You And You Fight Them Off And Run...You Meet A Gumdrop Crocodile And You Feed It Some Gumdrop Beast Meat And It Goes Away You Suddenly Wonder Why Your Hiking In Gumdrop Jungle And All Of A Sudden The Phone Rings And Your Dad Says It's Time For Dinner You Say You Cannot Make It Home And You Hang Up...Suddenly Your Hungry And You Have No Food.

What Do You Do?



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If You Don't Know What A Gumdrop Is Then Here Is A Picture Of Gumdrops:

I'd follow the wire of the phone to a random house and order some pizza using my phone. Then I'd run to the nearest convienence store and buy a map so I could figure out my way home.

2nd way (if the phone was a cell phone)

I'd order some pizza and tell the delivery guy where I was. He would laugh and hang up. After that (out of pure frustration) I would have chopped down every tree in the forest for days while eating the fallen gumdrops from bushes and trees.
Then I would have find my way out because there wouldn't be a tree in sight.

3rd way (it doesn't any more stupider than this)

I'd get some bug spray and some matches, spray the can of bug spray on every single tree around me, and then light the bug spray with the matches. Since the bug spray is flammable, it will create a forest fire (or jungle fire) and clear the whole jungle. Then I'd hike out of there

id blow up the monsters with dynamite and then eat them.
Ill tell you how it goes, but then i would think you'd know.

Spencer wrote:

id blow up the monsters with dynamite and then eat them.
Ill tell you how it goes, but then i would think you'd know.

where would you get dynamite?

My pocket. I always carrie dynamite.

I attack the gumdrops and eat them all!